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Marketing Resolutions That Will Bankrupt You in 2026

  • Writer: adsofstupid
    adsofstupid
  • Jan 2
  • 2 min read
marketing resolutions

It is that time of year again. You are writing down goals in a fresh notebook. You feel motivated. You are ready to "crush it" in 2026.


Stop. Most marketing resolutions are just expensive ways to procrastinate. You don't need more ideas. You need better logic.


I see business owners making the same three mistakes every January. They chase "Magic" (trends) instead of "Logic" (math). Here are the three resolutions you need to delete from your list before they bankrupt you.


Marketing Resolutions 1: "I will post on Instagram every single day."

The Trap: You think volume equals success. You plan to churn out 365 reels, 365 posts, and 1,000 stories. The Reality: You will burn out by February 15th. The algorithm in 2026 doesn't care about how much you post; it cares about how long people watch. Posting mediocre content every day actually hurts your account because it trains the algorithm that your content is skippable.


The Fix: Post less. Promote more. Write 4 great posts a month. Then, use the money you were going to spend on a social media manager and put it into Performance Marketing (Ads). One great post seen by 10,000 people is worth more than 30 bad posts seen by nobody.


Marketing Resolutions 2: "I’m going to start a Podcast / YouTube Channel."

The Trap: You see big influencers doing it, so you think you should too. The Reality: You are distracting yourself from the real problem. If you can't sell your product with a simple landing page, you won't sell it with a podcast. Building an audience takes 2 years. Do you have 2 years of runway cash in the bank?


The Fix: Fix your funnel first. Don't build a megaphone (audience) until you have a bucket that holds water (a converting offer). Until your website converts at 3%, a podcast is just a vanity project.


Marketing Resolutions 3: "I need to Rebrand."

The Trap: Sales are low, so you blame your logo. You want to change your colors, your font, and your vibe. The Reality: Your logo is not the problem. Your website structure is the problem. (We explained why pretty websites are useless in our last breakdown).. Your Offer is the problem. Nike could sell shoes with a "Comic Sans" logo because their product is good. Changing your colors is "productive procrastination." It feels like work, but it generates zero revenue.


The Fix: Keep the logo. Change the Offer. Instead of spending ₹50,000 on a designer, spend it on figuring out why people aren't clicking "Buy." Is the price too high? is the shipping too slow? Is the promise unclear?


The Verdict for 2026

This year, be boring. Boring businesses make money. Exciting businesses make noise.

  • Don't chase trends.

  • Don't try to be famous.

  • Just look at the data.

Happy New Year. Now get back to work.

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